{"id":1080,"date":"2015-05-02T11:37:05","date_gmt":"2015-05-02T03:37:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/?p=1080"},"modified":"2015-05-02T11:37:05","modified_gmt":"2015-05-02T03:37:05","slug":"i-had-a-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2015\/05\/02\/i-had-a-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"I Had A Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I opened my eyes and everything slowly became less of a blur, shoulder height crops that appeared to be&#8230; corn came into view. It seemed like a fairly bright night thanks to the moonlight, and that same moonlight helped make it apparent that I was sleeping on a tar road in between fields of corn. As romantic as this may sound, &#8220;romantic&#8221; wasn&#8217;t the word in my head as I noticed a somewhat large, mass blessed person sleeping right next to me (sleeping on tar roads is the ne<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">xt big thing after kale).<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>It was apparently the crack of dawn, because all of a sudden, the Azan rang out across the land. My sleeping partner, for lack of a better word, with sudden and cat-like agility stood straight up&#8230; and loudly declared, &#8220;Oh shiii&#8230; This is mah&#8217; jam!!!&#8221;, before moonwalking with inhuman speed in the direction of the Azan.<\/p>\n<p>I awoke with the exact same facial expression I had in my dream, which could be best described as &#8220;dafuq?&#8221;&#8230; I look forward to being contacted by Freud and Pavlov&#8230; <a class=\"_58cn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hashtag\/ihadadream?source=feed_text&amp;story_id=10153840621022738\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;*N&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:104}\"><span class=\"_58cl\">\u202a#\u200e<\/span><span class=\"_58cm\">IHadADream<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I opened my eyes and everything slowly became less of a blur, shoulder height crops that appeared to be&#8230; corn came into view. It seemed like a fairly bright night thanks to the moonlight, and that same moonlight helped make it apparent that I was sleeping on a tar road in between fields of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1311,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}