{"id":1118,"date":"2016-03-25T19:23:29","date_gmt":"2016-03-25T11:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/?p=1118"},"modified":"2016-03-25T19:23:29","modified_gmt":"2016-03-25T11:23:29","slug":"batman-vs-superman-vs-lex-luthor-vs-doomsday-vs-wonder-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2016\/03\/25\/batman-vs-superman-vs-lex-luthor-vs-doomsday-vs-wonder-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Batman vs Superman vs Lex Luthor vs Doomsday vs Wonder Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the result of having 5 pots (characters) and 2.5 lids (hours)&#8230; with a storyline that is some sort of a amalgam of how many Michael Bay moments you can fit in and a dash of a comic book storyline (you know&#8230; black embossed cover with white bag). I won&#8217;t say that the movie is terrible&#8230; but it sure is a letdown. Let&#8217;s just say the best things that came out of the movie were Hans Zimmer and surprisingly&#8230;<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"> Gal Gadot.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not too concerned about Civil War&#8230; because Marvel seems to be smart enough to have named the entire movie after a specific comic book story arc and are unlikely to stray too far&#8230; rights and legal issues notwithstanding. They also made the smart decision to wait a good 8 years from the first Iron Man to build the majority of the characters independently before attempting the comic book equivalent of the WWF\/WWE Royal Rumble unlike DC.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s more&#8230; but I won&#8217;t spoil it for those who haven&#8217;t seen it yet. I mean DC already did that for you guys anyway HA HA! Annoyed nerd mode disabled&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SPOILERS BELOW&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a movie that I thought would have been so much better&#8230; if it was two movies. The truth is that the &#8220;Death of Superman&#8221; storyline was such a big event in the DC universe that it without a doubt deserves its own movie. Imagine that it had been set up by a Justice League movie that may or may not have been part of an imaginary Batman vs Superman that was actually about Batman vs Superman&#8230; mainly because a bunch of the Justice League gets smashed in the first few pages of &#8220;Death of Superman&#8221; and the movie order being reversed wouldn&#8217;t make much sense. Wait&#8230; was it Justice League members that got swatted around before Superman got to the scene in that comic?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the result of having 5 pots (characters) and 2.5 lids (hours)&#8230; with a storyline that is some sort of a amalgam of how many Michael Bay moments you can fit in and a dash of a comic book storyline (you know&#8230; black embossed cover with white bag). I won&#8217;t say that the movie&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1311,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[35,66,206],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-batman","tag-doomsday","tag-superman"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}