(1) I hate how your defender runs faster than my winger even though your defender is Slow Campbell and my winger is Cristiano Ronaldo.<\/p>\n
(2) I hate how your winger runs faster than my defender even though my defender is Roberto Carlos and your winger is Zenden.<\/p>\n
(3) I hate how you can magically thread beautiful through balls in between my centrebacks (Nesta and Cannavaro, who incidentally look like they avoid the ball) all the time.<\/p>\n
(4) I hate how I can magically pass the ball directly to your players when I try a through ball.<\/p>\n
(5) I hate how my strikers are always offside whenever I DO<\/strong> pull off one of those through balls… and how yours are somehow always onside.<\/p>\n (6) I hate those scripted goals, those preset matches, where despite my best (and repeated efforts) it is almost impossible to win (but I eventually do because I get so pissed off I reset the match until I do).<\/p>\n (7) – (1) I hate how your defender runs faster than my winger even though your defender is Slow Campbell and my winger is Cristiano Ronaldo. (2) I hate how your winger runs faster than my defender even though my defender is Roberto Carlos and your winger is Zenden. (3) I hate how you can magically thread…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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