{"id":14,"date":"2003-12-01T08:10:36","date_gmt":"2003-12-01T08:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/2003\/12\/01\/yawn\/"},"modified":"2003-12-01T08:10:36","modified_gmt":"2003-12-01T08:10:36","slug":"yawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2003\/12\/01\/yawn\/","title":{"rendered":"Yawn&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><BR>Here&#8217;s the bi-monthly obligatory entry&#8230; I will now attempt to make entries bi-monthly. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s 7:42AM, and I&#8217;m bored. I have now run out of words. The &#8220;Entry Text&#8221; textbox in my control panel will be left open until I feel that there are sufficient words in here to make this entry look like a lot of effort was put into it. This is to saisfy my weird addiction to having multiple paragraphs per entry. I still lack words. I have now grown bored of waiting for words to magically appear in my mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the bi-monthly obligatory entry&#8230; I will now attempt to make entries bi-monthly. It&#8217;s 7:42AM, and I&#8217;m bored. I have now run out of words. The &#8220;Entry Text&#8221; textbox in my control panel will be left open until I feel that there are sufficient words in here to make this entry look like a lot&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}