{"id":17,"date":"2004-12-31T17:19:22","date_gmt":"2004-12-31T17:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/2004\/12\/31\/happy-new-year-2\/"},"modified":"2004-12-31T17:19:22","modified_gmt":"2004-12-31T17:19:22","slug":"happy-new-year-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2004\/12\/31\/happy-new-year-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><BR>It&#8217;s New Year, the time of year (beginning or end,depending) when everybody has a grand plan of ultimate happeningness. Unfortunately, in my case, I seriously doubt that anything even remotely resembling all those grand plans will materialize. It&#8217;s 5PM, I&#8217;ve just woken up, and I shall soon be stocking up on junk food and various other worldly items&#8230; to see me through the boring and depressing hours of this coming night.<\/p>\n<p>You go down a lot of paths in your life, paths that you choose&#8230; I&#8217;ve chosen a whole lot of wrong ones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s New Year, the time of year (beginning or end,depending) when everybody has a grand plan of ultimate happeningness. Unfortunately, in my case, I seriously doubt that anything even remotely resembling all those grand plans will materialize. It&#8217;s 5PM, I&#8217;ve just woken up, and I shall soon be stocking up on junk food and various&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}