{"id":20,"date":"2004-01-15T17:53:14","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T17:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/2004\/01\/15\/would-you-like-apple-or-macintosh-sir\/"},"modified":"2004-01-15T17:53:14","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T17:53:14","slug":"would-you-like-apple-or-macintosh-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2004\/01\/15\/would-you-like-apple-or-macintosh-sir\/","title":{"rendered":"Would you like Apple or Macintosh, sir?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m too sexy for my Mac, too sexy for my Mac…<\/p>\n

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Now, if I could just figure out how to use this hunk of metal. So far the only thing I’ve accomplished is making my desktop messy… If I don’t find some documentation quickly (or stumble upon some way to get my PCMCIA WiFi card working with Mac OSX), I’m going to give up on this OSX thing and just install YellowDog<\/a>. The fact that it’s based on RedHat<\/a> and it’s Linux, makes it a little more appealing to me… being more familiar and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  I’m too sexy for my Mac, too sexy for my Mac… Now, if I could just figure out how to use this hunk of metal. So far the only thing I’ve accomplished is making my desktop messy… If I don’t find some documentation quickly (or stumble upon some way to get my PCMCIA WiFi…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}