{"id":35,"date":"2004-05-12T04:03:54","date_gmt":"2004-05-12T04:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/2004\/05\/12\/school-of-what\/"},"modified":"2004-05-12T04:03:54","modified_gmt":"2004-05-12T04:03:54","slug":"school-of-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2004\/05\/12\/school-of-what\/","title":{"rendered":"School of What?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><BR>And I quote some dude from Newsweek, &#8220;<i>&#8216;School of Rock&#8217; made me laugh harder than any movie I&#8217;ve seen this year.<\/i>&#8220;. I would say that it&#8217;s 3AM right now while I&#8217;m watching it so I refrain from laughing, however I do feel that my hair is thinning out from me pulling. Somehow, it doesn&#8217;t quite fit my description of funny unfortunately. However, I did realise something after watching it&#8230; Led Zeppelin&#8217;s <i>Immigrant Song<\/i> was hand made for head banging.<\/p>\n<div align=center>\n<table width=75%><i>We come from the land of the ice and snow<br \/>\nFrom the midnight sun where the hot springs flow<br \/>\nHammer of the gods<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll drive our ships to new lands<br \/>\nTo fight the horde, sing an&#8217; cry<br \/>\nValhalla, I am coming<br \/>\nOn we sweep-we with threshing oar<br \/>\nOur only goal will be the western shore<\/p>\n<p>Ah-ah-ahhhh-ah, ah-ah-ahhh-ah<br \/>\nWe come from the land of the ice and snow<br \/>\nFrom the midnight sun where the hot springs flow<br \/>\nHow soft your fields so green<br \/>\nCan whisper tales of gore<br \/>\nOf how we calmed the tides of war<br \/>\nWe are your overlords<br \/>\nOn we sweep with threshing oar<br \/>\nOur only goal will be the western shore<\/p>\n<p>S-so now you&#8217;d better stop and rebuild all your ruins<br \/>\nFor peace and trust can win the day<br \/>\nDespite of all your losing<\/table width=75%><\/i><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I quote some dude from Newsweek, &#8220;&#8216;School of Rock&#8217; made me laugh harder than any movie I&#8217;ve seen this year.&#8220;. I would say that it&#8217;s 3AM right now while I&#8217;m watching it so I refrain from laughing, however I do feel that my hair is thinning out from me pulling. Somehow, it doesn&#8217;t quite&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}