{"id":37,"date":"2004-05-18T02:18:10","date_gmt":"2004-05-18T02:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/2004\/05\/18\/error-irreparable-invalid-markup\/"},"modified":"2004-05-18T02:18:10","modified_gmt":"2004-05-18T02:18:10","slug":"error-irreparable-invalid-markup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2004\/05\/18\/error-irreparable-invalid-markup\/","title":{"rendered":"Error: Irreparable invalid markup!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><BR><\/p>\n<div align=center>\n<table width=75%><i>Lucid tranquilities, precipitate to drenched me in red rains of raging despair, pelting my resolve until nothing is there. I taste the salty metal seeping from my lips as I hold back the screams of fury rumbling within my throat. I stare emotionless&#8230; no sentience in my countenance but the anger fueling the fire of my ire. How careless of you to attempt to spite me&#8230; at least you could have kissed me before you <s>fucked<\/s> me! But never mind the formalities, you&#8217;ll know soon enough that to inspire my forebearance of intolerance was a mistake&#8230; for I know no mercy but that of the sword that cleaves the heart in two and minces the soul to be scatttered like ashes in the wind.<\/table>\n<p><\/i><\/div>\n<p>I lack a better word to replace the strikethrough, anybody? I&#8217;m also finally getting annoyed at the way that my Mac decides to display this page. While everything is fine and dandy on good ol&#8217; Winbloze, things look slightly less pretty (in a purely layout-ish sense, everything else is truly pretty) on the Mac. I will now dedicate several hours to poking around and figuring out how to make stuff look just as good on the Mac. For example, the trusty &lt;\/center&gt; does not break the existing &lt;center&gt; tag, instead it appers that my entire page is now centred with the exception of little dangly bits here and there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lucid tranquilities, precipitate to drenched me in red rains of raging despair, pelting my resolve until nothing is there. I taste the salty metal seeping from my lips as I hold back the screams of fury rumbling within my throat. I stare emotionless&#8230; no sentience in my countenance but the anger fueling the fire of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[141],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc-writings","tag-misc-writings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}