{"id":38,"date":"2004-06-02T09:45:14","date_gmt":"2004-06-02T09:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/2004\/06\/02\/for-aiur\/"},"modified":"2004-06-02T09:45:14","modified_gmt":"2004-06-02T09:45:14","slug":"for-aiur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2004\/06\/02\/for-aiur\/","title":{"rendered":"For Aiur&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\nyou think it&#8217;s <s>fucking<\/s> easy?<br \/>\ntaking it all with a smile and a nod<br \/>\nan aire of condescension\u00a0ignored<br \/>\nso that i may serve you,<br \/>\nmy king?<br \/>\ndo you think it is easy to be me<br \/>\nwhen all i do is grovel for your love<br \/>\nand affection<br \/>\nto no avail?<br \/>\nmy life is meaningless because you have created it as such<br \/>\nand yet, without you it would be even more meaningless<br \/>\nso i am stuck to wander<br \/>\nhating you<br \/>\nloving you<br \/>\nneeding you<br \/>\nwanting to be free of you and all your splendor<\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m going for breakfast&#8230; and on a slightly brighter note, I&#8217;ve figured out how to un-centre stuff. It involves using the funny &lt;div&gt; tags&#8230; however, I&#8217;m fairly certain there&#8217;s some other way that I just don&#8217;t know about yet. Oh well, eventually&#8230; Other interesting things that are worthy of mention; a couple of days I woke up after an hour of sleep, felt like I was on speed, and cleaned my room to a sparkling finish. Somebody bring out the champagne please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you think it&#8217;s fucking easy? taking it all with a smile and a nod an aire of condescension\u00a0ignored so that i may serve you, my king? do you think it is easy to be me when all i do is grovel for your love and affection to no avail? my life is meaningless because you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[141],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc-writings","tag-misc-writings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}