{"id":45,"date":"2004-08-26T22:50:39","date_gmt":"2004-08-26T22:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/2004\/08\/26\/obligatory-entry-3\/"},"modified":"2004-08-26T22:50:39","modified_gmt":"2004-08-26T22:50:39","slug":"obligatory-entry-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2004\/08\/26\/obligatory-entry-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory Entry #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><BR>What can I say? Been busy busy, just like them bees&#8230; hence the apparent lack of entries. No, actually that&#8217;s just an excuse&#8230; but I really have been busy. The direct reason for lack of entries is the lack of noteable activity which I deem post-able as an entry. Honestly if someone were to ask me to create some kind of painting to describe my life at the moment, I&#8217;d probably whip out a bucket of gray paint and splash it all over the canvas. My life is just as bland as an entirely gray painting, and as exciting as watching that paint dry; but then again some bizarre art fanatic might pass my gray-life painting off as a work of art worthy of sitting itself next to Mona Lisa herself.<\/p>\n<p>Enough ranting about the blandness of my life&#8230; The only thing I&#8217;m happy about at the moment is my new mobile number (I&#8217;m still keeping the old number kids so don&#8217;t worry). I can now tell people (in my best Radio DJ voice), &#8220;Please dial B-I-A-T-C-H-0 on your touch tone phone&#8221;. Okay so maybe this might not be quite qualified to show up on various other people&#8217;s weblogs as something worthy of note, but please, remember the gray-life painting of mine and cut me some slack.<\/p>\n<p>*prays for more activity so that there may be more entries*<\/p>\n<div align=left>Song of the moment: <Font size=1><i>Zero 7 &#8211; In The Waiting Line<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What can I say? Been busy busy, just like them bees&#8230; hence the apparent lack of entries. No, actually that&#8217;s just an excuse&#8230; but I really have been busy. The direct reason for lack of entries is the lack of noteable activity which I deem post-able as an entry. Honestly if someone were to ask&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}