{"id":56,"date":"2004-10-19T00:17:56","date_gmt":"2004-10-19T00:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/2004\/10\/19\/oh-fsck-me\/"},"modified":"2004-10-19T00:17:56","modified_gmt":"2004-10-19T00:17:56","slug":"oh-fsck-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2004\/10\/19\/oh-fsck-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh fsck me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As some of the more enlightened may know, I&#8217;m taking a break in Singapore to catch the Eagles live in concert. Some may also remember that I am cursed with having problems with the machines in my house whenever I am further than a half hour drive from my house. What can I say? The curse struck again today, and it appears now after some observation&#8230; that the problem is relative to the distance I am from home. I must say that I do feel fortunate however, that the problem is not also directly related to who I can get to rush to my rescue at home. When I was in UK, I was blessed in the fact that I had passed my keys to a semi-tech savvy friend who stayed nearby (huge powercut was the problem then). If it was directly related to who I could get to help me out, I would be dead right now&#8230; only person I could get to rush in and poke at my machines was my mother who thinks that the mouse might bite her if she holds it too tight.<\/p>\n<p>This incident has undeniably fucked up my holiday \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As some of the more enlightened may know, I&#8217;m taking a break in Singapore to catch the Eagles live in concert. Some may also remember that I am cursed with having problems with the machines in my house whenever I am further than a half hour drive from my house. What can I say? The&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}