{"id":72,"date":"2005-06-20T07:20:41","date_gmt":"2005-06-20T07:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/2005\/06\/20\/alive\/"},"modified":"2005-06-20T07:20:41","modified_gmt":"2005-06-20T07:20:41","slug":"alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2005\/06\/20\/alive\/","title":{"rendered":"Alive&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, contrary to popular belief&#8230; I am still alive. No, I haven&#8217;t been &#8220;busted&#8221;. I&#8217;ve merely found somewhere else for myself to waste away large amounts of time; thank you &#8220;World of Warcraft&#8221;. Amazingly enough, I&#8217;ve found time to post this&#8230; and for this you have Blizzard to thank; they&#8217;ve (or perhaps TIME) totally fux0red the in-game latency to an almost unplayable level. I&#8217;m currently attempting to play with 7735ms latency (which isn&#8217;t very accurate, it sure feels like a lot more)&#8230; without much success might I add.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, contrary to popular belief&#8230; I am still alive. No, I haven&#8217;t been &#8220;busted&#8221;. I&#8217;ve merely found somewhere else for myself to waste away large amounts of time; thank you &#8220;World of Warcraft&#8221;. Amazingly enough, I&#8217;ve found time to post this&#8230; and for this you have Blizzard to thank; they&#8217;ve (or perhaps TIME) totally fux0red&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}