{"id":94,"date":"2006-08-23T10:52:07","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T02:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biatch0.net\/?p=94"},"modified":"2006-08-23T10:52:07","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T02:52:07","slug":"10-reasons-why-trolls-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/2006\/08\/23\/10-reasons-why-trolls-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Reasons why Trolls Suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/ywAAAAAAQABAAACAUwAOw==\" fifu-lazy=\"1\" fifu-data-sizes=\"auto\" fifu-data-srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=75&resize=75&ssl=1 75w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=100&resize=100&ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=150&resize=150&ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=240&resize=240&ssl=1 240w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=320&resize=320&ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=500&resize=500&ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=640&resize=640&ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=800&resize=800&ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=1024&resize=1024&ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=1280&resize=1280&ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1&w=1600&resize=1600&ssl=1 1600w\" fifu-data-src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.biatch0.net\/files\/trolljerk6ifvr9.gif?ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"gray\"> \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t1: They look hideous with 90% of plate helmets.<br \/>\n2: They&#8217;re feet are neither covered with clothes, or hair.<br \/>\n3: The male troll&#8217;s dance&#8230; Need I say more?<br \/>\n4: One viable hair style. How many male trolls have a mohawk here?<br \/>\n5: The racials are below par compared with all other races, save dwarfs.<br \/>\n6: The priest racials. How many times have you heard &#8220;Why are you a troll priest?&#8221;?<br \/>\n7: Tusks. I could pass for a Draenei mount.<br \/>\n8: That little blue patch under my chin. WTF IS IT???<br \/>\n9: Our jokes got nerfed.<br \/>\n10: The accent. OH THE ACCENT!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>EXTRA REASONS!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A: Ivory Raptor got nerfed!<br \/>\nB: I ring the bells in Notre Dame.<br \/>\nC: We are associated with losers who sit on the forums all day.<br \/>\nD: We have no city of our own, nor unique starting area. Orcs smell, and they squat all over the road to Orgrimmar.<br \/>\nE: We can&#8217;t make a piece of armor without being accused of indecent exposure (See picture above) (Note that this troll has a mohawk)<br \/>\nF: GIANT NOSES.<br \/>\nG: Snakes on a Troll<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1: They look hideous with 90% of plate helmets. 2: They&#8217;re feet are neither covered with clothes, or hair. 3: The male troll&#8217;s dance&#8230; Need I say more? 4: One viable hair style. How many male trolls have a mohawk here? 5: The racials are below par compared with all other races, save dwarfs. 6:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[243],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-world-of-warcraft","tag-world-of-warcraft"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biatch0.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}